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Friday, December 09, 2005 

Worst high school analogies

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
- Russell Beland, Springfield

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
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